TONY LITTLE FUX WIT GAZELLES
FUCKYEAHGAZELLES
Ever wondered what gazelles look like when they sit down? This is how they look.
THESE GAZELLES ARE A LION IN THE JUNGLES. ! ! ! HAHAHAH
Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn’t matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle… when the sun comes up, you’d better be running.
LADIES…
GUESS WHO’S SINGLE?! YUP THE HOMIE OSCAR BROKE UP W/ HIS GIRL AND IS NOW ON THE PROWL!! LITERALLY!! HIT HIM UP ‘CAUSE LOOK HOW HI HE CAN JUMP! IMPRESSIVE SH** RIGHT?!
AWE WTF MAYNE.
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A COUPLE OF JOCKERZZZZZ. WHEN THEY GONNA FCKN LEARN?! “AIN’T NO GAZELLE LIKE A REAL GAZELLE!” #REALGAZELLESUNITE
WE’VE RECENTLY EXPERIENCED A LOSS IN THE GAZELLE COMMUNITY.
A FEW DAYS AGO, SOME POOPOO CAT DECIDED TO HUNT ONE OF US DOWN. FOLLOWED BY SOME LAME-O OPOSSUMS SWOOPING ON THE CAT’S VICTIM. PATHETIC AND DISRESPECTFUL.
IF YOU RECOGNIZE THIS CHEETAH’S SKELETON, PLEASE TURN HIM IN.
R.I.P. IRVING.
We will miss the sound of your hooves as we gallop into the sunset.
DO NOT BE FOOLED!! THERE ARE SO MANY FAKE GAZELLES OUT THERE, IT’S HARD TO BE CERTAIN WHICH ONE IS THE REAL THING!! REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!! (CLICK FOR BETTER DETAIL AND STUFF)
FREE THE GAZELLES! THEY NEED TO BE FREE TO ROAM IN THE WILD. REBLOG IF YOU AGREE!!
